Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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