I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
