so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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