in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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