he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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