We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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