HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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