Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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