tell your sister to shave her snatch
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
