I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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