it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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