I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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