But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
It's just like the Real World with babies
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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