my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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