I want to stick my p in your. b.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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