but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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