Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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