oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Randomize
