hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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