My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
All I want is dick and wine.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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