i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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