They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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