haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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