I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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