ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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