He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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