yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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