Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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