How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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