He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
