Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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