margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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