dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
