windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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