Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Randomize
