But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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