I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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