what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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