I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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