Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He felt like a one man threesome
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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