so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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