Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize
