Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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