your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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