it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I think I sprained my soul last night
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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