yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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