but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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