he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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