Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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