You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Randomize
