question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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