I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
