I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
of course. lets lasso hookers.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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