I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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